Reports In Flex We Trust:

“Dallas might bring me a baby,” Kardashian told me earlier today while promoting the second season of Khloé & Lamar.

he admits that having a baby any sooner than now may not have been such a good thing.

“In hindsight, thinking of Lamar’s trade and the lockout and everything, I don’t know how I could have done it if I had a newborn,” Kardashian said. “I don’t think I could have done all this.”

Not that the second season of their E! reality series doesn’t feature the couple getting frisky. The first episode shows Kardashian trying to spice things up by installing a sex swing over their bed after Lamar seems to be disinterested in getting it on.

“Having an NBA lockout, I think it really made him depressed,” Kardashian said. “And that affected us in other areas, which I didn’t realize until later. I was trying to overcompensate, like entertain him more. I was always trying to make him happy. I would think, ‘This would made him happy.’”

While the swing didn’t exactly work out (it fell from the ceiling on their first try), life in the bedroom bounced back after Odom joined the Dallas Mavericks.

“Now,” Kardashian said, “it’s phenomenal.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you if you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. Whatever that’s about.

Reports New York Daily News:

According to our source, Lathan, 40, who’s the voice of Donna Tubbs on “The Cleveland Show,” came to the concert with a girlfriend, and Bryant, 33, who was with teammate Matt Barnes and a bodyguard, were initially seated on adjacent couches in the club-like friends-and-family VIP area behind center stage. Kim Kardashian , Beyoncé and Jake Gyllenhaal were among the other celebs in attendance.

Eventually, Lathan and Bryant ended up standing next to each other, and that’s when our source said the actress, who was drinking champagne, became progressively more flirtatious with the NBA star, who stuck to soft drinks, presumably because he’s in training. Lathan, attired in a sexy white-chiffon dress over what appeared to be a black bra, was “whispering in his ear” and at one point stroked the ballplayer’s face. “It seemed like a pretty intimate gesture,” says the source.

At one point she left her seat and when she came back, she made sure she was standing next to Kobe again,” says the source She also danced to Jay-Z and West’s performance in front of Bryant.

“She was throwing her head everywhere. Her hair was like slapping him in the face,” laughs the source, who adds that at one point, one of the straps of Lathan’s dressed slipped enticingly off her shoulder. When West performed “All of the Lights,” Bryant and Lathan danced together.

Sitrick denies this however, saying, “There was no touching of the face, and he did not dance with her.”

Despite Lathan’s attentions, the source noted that Bryant seemed “moody” and “down,” and the two seemed to go their separate ways. Bryant’s glum disposition may have had to do with his wife, Vanessa Bryant ’s, decision to initiate divorce proceedings after 10½ years of marriage. The case was filed in Orange County Superior Court on Friday.

And now..Sanaa responds:

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I believe her because she’s not his type. She’s black.

Reports Sohh:

According to Humphries’ rep, he is not interested in signing off on a divorce. Divorce may not be in Kris Humphries’ vocabulary. But annulment just might be. Humphries’ rep confirms to E! News that the basketballer ex-hubby of Kim Kardashian plans to answer Kim’s divorce filing not with a similar response or by refusing to sign her papers, but by filing a new batch of documents seeking instead a legal separation from his wife of just 72 days.

It’s a big one, actually. While a divorce would obviously dissolve the marriage, a legal separation would pave the way to totally delete it, and, if granted, could get their union annulled. Which would mean that, in the eyes of the state, Kris would still be a never-married bachelor, and Kim would have just one divorce under her designer belt.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this is my last post on this.

And now…the video.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it will probably be a slow news day.

And now…the second part of the story.

According to Baller Alert, ‘The Game’ is telling anyone who will listen that he bedded ‘Gloria’. A source claims they ran into The Game and asked him about Gloria and he was happy to admit that something happened between the two. Earlier this year, he name dropped her in a song titled, ‘Good Girls Go Bad’ in which he rapped:

I’m sittin here watchin’ Basketball Wives
Like ugh, them is basketball wives?
Only cute one, Gloria, thats my n*gga Matt Barnes chick
Can’t swim in that poon fool, thats a crucial conflict
Never sleep with the wife of n*ggas you eat with”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you if the kids were truly his main priority, he would keep that situation between him and her. Or not.

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Reports Gawker:

Yeater suit suffered a major credibility blow her after her ex-boyfriend told the papers that she’d initially told him he was the father of her son. Despite its end, questions remain. Will Bieber submit to DNA testing in order to strengthen his own planned litigation against her? Will Yeater face criminal charges for her alleged Bieber encounter? Will Beliebers finally be able to sleep soundly again, now that he’s been liberated from the shackles of false fatherhood?

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to Fail.com

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Draya yes, we do live in a cruel “word”. *sighs*

Says Matt Barnes via a statement:

I’d like to address the rumors surrounding mine and Gloria’s relationship. We have reached the difficult decision of ending our relationship and will be going our separate ways at this time. We will work together to raise our sons and wish each other only the best.

And now…Matt talks about being so in love with Gloria:

And now…a sneak peek from tonight’s episode:

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you they all remind me of chickens.

Reports NY Post:

Star reports that Kardashian may have already consulted a “top divorce lawyer,” as she was spotted on said lawyer’s floor in a New York office building. The magazine claims that Kardashian is fed up with Humphries’ partying while he is out of a job thanks to the NBA lockout. It reported that Humphries has been spotted partying in both Miami and New York without Kim, getting flirty with multiple women and “acting like a single man.”

“Kris takes other girls’ cell phone numbers all the time,” a source said. “To be honest, I don’t think Kris truly loves Kim. And I don’t think he ever really did.”

Life & Style alleges that on a recent trip to Toronto, Humphries contacted his ex-girlfriend, Bianka Kamber. The magazine also spoke to a “Kourtney & Kim Take New York” producer who told them, “Kim’s mapping out 2012, including holidays, and Kris isn’t a part of it. Any itineraries for the future don’t include Kris very much.”

Since returning from Dubai on Sunday, Kardashian has only been spotted with her new husband once, when they went to dinner at STK Restaurant last night. But a source tells Hollywood Life that the date was just for show. “They came in kind of separated,” the witness said.

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering what Ray-J would do?

Reports Rap-Up:

Barbara Walters has scored the first sit down with the couple since they welcomed their twins Monroe and Moroccan in late April. The babies, who are now six months old, will make their television debut on Friday, October 21, at 10 p.m. on ABC’s “20/20.”

During the interview, which was taped at Mariah and Nick’s New York apartment, they discuss marriage and becoming parents for the first time.

Up until now, the only picture of the twins has been a photo of Monroe’s hand, tweeted by Mariah herself. “This is baby Monroe saying ‘no pictures dahhhhling’ at 7+1/2 weeks,” wrote the singer. “Oh dear.”

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering if Nick and Mariah do their secret Illuminati handshake at the end?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I liked this dance a little better.

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I think a lot of the dudes are staring at the big a$$ camera on her back.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you one function that I perform very well is that I report non-news with the same emphasis as if it were “news.”

People Magazine also paid Kim $300,000 for the photos of her engagement ring back in May. Stay tuned for the photos which you can find on Google for free later! And now…

MSNBC talks about the wedding. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you somewhere Ray J is like:

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Keyshia, “No I don’t care.”

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I didn’t know you could be pregnant for 47 weeks.

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