First…fast forward to the 5:00 mark to hear ‘ol boy talk about not living on Planet Fruitopia. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Ne-Yo aka Mr. Sexy For No Reason (his words not mine) talk to random radio DJ’s about his love and sex life.

In “You probably don’t know who Bernanke is” news, the big homey Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is back at it again, this time he’s telling the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission – a panel investigating the financial crisis – that regulators must be ready to shutter the largest institutions if they threaten to bring down the financial system.

Oh for real EbenGregory, sounds like it might get tricky again huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke to the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission on why Big Brother might have to shut large institutions down: If the crisis has a single lesson, it is that the too-big-to-fail problem must be solved. Too-big-to-fail financial institutions were both a source … of the crisis and among the primary impediments to policymakers’ efforts to contain it. We should not imagine … that it is possible to prevent all crises. To achieve both sustained growth and stability, we need to provide a framework which promotes the appropriate mix of prudence, risk-taking and innovation in our financial system.

I see said the blind man. And now…

Hit the jump to take the wool off your eyes a little bit more:

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First…watch ‘ol girl touch on Queens and moving to Atlanta, Ludacris & David Banner giving her the name Mizay, what she has to offer her artist, working with Waka Flocka, Nicki Minaj, OJ Da Juiceman, Gucci Mane…., the media going against her, fakeness in the music industry, etc etc.

And then…

That is all.

First…know that ‘ol boy just signed a new deal with shampoo company Head & Shoulders to insure his hair for $1 million. Here’s the press release: Head & Shoulders announced today that they are taking out a $1 million dollar insurance policy on Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu’s trademark hair. The Head & Shoulders spokesperson’s iconic mane will be protected throughout the NFL season by the world’s leading insurance agency, Lloyd’s of London. No other NFL player’s hair has been so recognizable to warrant this first ever type of insurance policy. In fact, Troy’s hair is so ridiculously full and thick that end to end it spans 100 football fields. Head & Shoulders has gone above and beyond by insuring my Samoan locks for a cool $1 million dollars. This reinforces that my full and thick hair is unstoppable,” says Troy Polamalu.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…sometimes, he likes to let the hair do the talking. Kinda like the way I do my beard.

But that’s just us.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy hasn’t cut his hair since 2000.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I guess so.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Waka, Waka, Waka!!!!!

First…know that Paris Hilton had an explanation for police: The rolling papers, $1,300 in cash and several credit cards were hers, but not the purse they were in. And definitely not the bag of white powder that fell out of it. And then…

EbenGregory was like…money talks > equal justice under the law.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you she gon’ walk.

Two words: Uh and oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that after the Craigslist killer and murder-for-hire plots popping up all over the internet, the FBI probably won’t ignore it.

PS, despite what you think, this is a Carmelo Anthony post, not a Kat Stacks post.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…coon activity spotted at the 1:47 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that whoever controls the images, controls the culture.

Satan let my people go.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I didn’t find this funny.

But I don’t thinks it’s racists despite what the title of the post says.

First…know that ‘ol boy put that $5K assault hit out on Kat Stacks and you can click here to read about that. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I told you ‘ol boy was gonna pull this move.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering what Stern thinks about all this?

First…listen to B. Pumper talk to Jaime Foxx. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump for more Pumper.

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