Jewelry Man Picture Captions
Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Chris Brown, Tyga And The Blue Lambo
Objects in pictures should so be arranged as by their very position to tell their own story. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union. But you don’t hear me doe.
Filed under Chris Brown, Jewelry Man Picture Captions, Stylin On You
Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Maia Campbell’s Mug Shot
Sorrow is a fruit. God does not make it grow on limbs too weak to bear it. Maybe. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that when a person is drowning, it may be better for them to try to swim than to thrash around waiting for divine intervention. I’m just saying.
Filed under Don't It Make You Mad, Jewelry Man Picture Captions, The Matrix Has You
Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Jay-Z & Kanye Having Dinner In NYC
A dinner lubricates business. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to act like you get it.
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Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Kanye West Meeting King Tut’s Great-Grandmother
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that although time changes people, it does not alter the image we have retained of them. Think about it. Rap Radar
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Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Susan Sarandon And Lil Jon Talking
I couldn’t come up with nothing, but I wanted you to see the picture anyway.
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Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Rosa Acosta In VIBE Magazine
If you’re going to be sexy in a photo, you’d better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol girl could be thinking about Kobe Bryant’s picture and still be sexy. I’m just saying.
Filed under Clap For 'Em, Jewelry Man Picture Captions, Stylin On You, You Should Do More Of This
Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Diddy, Pharrell And Oprah Winfrey Having A Good Time
Diddy: Where did Nikki sneak off too? Pharrell: My hand is on Oprah’s tittie. Oprah: I thought Jay-Z was supposed to be here. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump for another picture caption.
Filed under Brown Paper Bag Money, Diddy, Jewelry Man Picture Captions, Pharrell
Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Sad Looking Chris Brown In Flaunt Magazine
You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy needs more work. And a glass of warm milk. PS, another sad looking picture under the cut.
Filed under Chris Brown, Jewelry Man Picture Captions, The Matrix Has You
