Sorrow is a fruit. God does not make it grow on limbs too weak to bear it. Maybe.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that when a person is drowning, it may be better for them to try to swim than to thrash around waiting for divine intervention. I’m just saying.
A dinner lubricates business.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to act like you get it.
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that although time changes people, it does not alter the image we have retained of them. Think about it.
I couldn’t come up with nothing, but I wanted you to see the picture anyway.
If you’re going to be sexy in a photo, you’d better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol girl could be thinking about Kobe Bryant’s picture and still be sexy. I’m just saying.
Diddy: Where did Nikki sneak off too?
Pharrell: My hand is on Oprah’s tittie.
Oprah: I thought Jay-Z was supposed to be here.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump for another picture caption.
You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy needs more work. And a glass of warm milk.
PS, another sad looking picture under the cut.
Style is the image of character.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I’ve never met anyone that is their image. I’m just saying.
PS, hit the jump for more Nikki.
Don’t worry, Shaq’s paying for the trip.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Shaunie’s tweet after getting caught flaunting her new playboy.
First…SandraRose.com explains Floyd’s Louie outfit: Boxing champ Floyd Mayweather was spotted outside the Fountainebleu hotel in Miami Beach wearing Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite from head to toe. The riding boots came out in 2008 so you won’t find them in any stores. Don’t bother calling your personal buyer for that vest since it’s custom ordered and will probably run you about 5 or 6 Gs.
And then…Jewelry Man picture caption:
There is nothing to which men cling more tenaciously than the privileges of class.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling Floyd: Nice riding boots n*gga.
In photography there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated.
This is EbenGregory.com…a fresh perspective for the 21st century.
PS, I ganked this photo from RealTalkNY because I thought you might enjoy it.
