Archive for the ‘Jewelry Man Picture Captions’ Category

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Floyd Mayweather And His Louis Vutton Riding Boots

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

First…SandraRose.com explains Floyd’s Louie outfit: Boxing champ Floyd Mayweather was spotted outside the Fountainebleu hotel in Miami Beach wearing Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite from head to toe. The riding boots came out in 2008 so you won’t find them in any stores. Don’t bother calling your personal buyer for that vest since it’s custom ordered and will probably run you about 5 or 6 Gs.

And then…Jewelry Man picture caption:

There is nothing to which men cling more tenaciously than the privileges of class.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Floyd: Nice riding boots n*gga.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Nicki Minaj As Freddy Krueger

Monday, February 8th, 2010

In photography there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated.

This is EbenGregory.com…a fresh perspective for the 21st century.

PS, I ganked this photo from RealTalkNY because I thought you might enjoy it.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Kelis Sporting A New Nose Ring

Monday, February 1st, 2010

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that she’s spending Nas money on some bullsh*t.

Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Sisqo Sporting A Mankini

Friday, January 8th, 2010

A tree is known by it’s fruit.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you know the fruit is ripe when it leaves the branch. I’m just saying.

PS, check him out in real time.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Danger Doing Her Best Amber Rose Impression

Monday, December 28th, 2009

The most flattering comments on your hair usually come the day before you’re scheduled to have it cut.

But you don’t hear me doe.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Ashanti’s Mother Tina Douglas Headed To Court

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

I’m on my Louis sh*t today f*ck some Gucci Man.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Ice T’s Wife CoCo Weight Training

Friday, December 18th, 2009

If you’re going to be sexy in a photo, you’d better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy. She’s doing both.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Topless Rihanna On The Cover of GQ

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

In life, as in art, the beautiful moves in curves.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that beauty is worse than wine because it intoxicates both the holder and beholder.

Say word EbenGregory.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Precious Star Gabby Sidibe On The Cover Of Vanity Fair

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Sometimes you can tell a large story with a tiny subject.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Mariah Carey And Her New Waist Line

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

I’ve put on a lot of weight… I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Diddy In Brazil On A Balcony

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

Who wanna ride this last train to Paris?