Objects in pictures should so be arranged as by their very position to tell their own story.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.

But you don’t hear me doe.

Sorrow is a fruit. God does not make it grow on limbs too weak to bear it. Maybe.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that when a person is drowning, it may be better for them to try to swim than to thrash around waiting for divine intervention. I’m just saying.

A dinner lubricates business.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to act like you get it.

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that although time changes people, it does not alter the image we have retained of them. Think about it.

Rap Radar

I couldn’t come up with nothing, but I wanted you to see the picture anyway.

If you’re going to be sexy in a photo, you’d better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol girl could be thinking about Kobe Bryant’s picture and still be sexy. I’m just saying.

Diddy: Where did Nikki sneak off too?

Pharrell: My hand is on Oprah’s tittie.

Oprah: I thought Jay-Z was supposed to be here.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump for another picture caption.

Diddy: Ha…I’m grinding on Oprah.

Pharrell: How do you like my hair cut Oprah?

Oprah: Where the f*ck is Jay-Z

You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy needs more work. And a glass of warm milk.

PS, another sad looking picture under the cut.

Style is the image of character.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I’ve never met anyone that is their image. I’m just saying.

PS, hit the jump for more Nikki.

Don’t worry, Shaq’s paying for the trip.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Shaunie’s tweet after getting caught flaunting her new playboy.

First…SandraRose.com explains Floyd’s Louie outfit: Boxing champ Floyd Mayweather was spotted outside the Fountainebleu hotel in Miami Beach wearing Louis Vuitton Damier Graphite from head to toe. The riding boots came out in 2008 so you won’t find them in any stores. Don’t bother calling your personal buyer for that vest since it’s custom ordered and will probably run you about 5 or 6 Gs.

And then…Jewelry Man picture caption:

There is nothing to which men cling more tenaciously than the privileges of class.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Floyd: Nice riding boots n*gga.

In photography there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated.

This is EbenGregory.com…a fresh perspective for the 21st century.

PS, I ganked this photo from RealTalkNY because I thought you might enjoy it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that she’s spending Nas money on some bullsh*t.

A tree is known by it’s fruit.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you know the fruit is ripe when it leaves the branch. I’m just saying.

PS, check him out in real time.

The most flattering comments on your hair usually come the day before you’re scheduled to have it cut.

But you don’t hear me doe.

I’m on my Louis sh*t today f*ck some Gucci Man.