Archive for the ‘Jewelry Man’ Category

Jay-Z And His First Lady Visit The White House

Friday, March 5th, 2010

First…know that Jigga Man and company hit up 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue yesterday to holla at Obama dem. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to find out what happened when the “Man who invented sex” showed up.

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Dear Diary: Sometimes I’m A Part-Time Player

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Dear Diary: Sometimes I’m A Part-Time Player

There was a goal I wanted to yesterday…but I didn’t. I got lazy and let it ride. I normally don’t do that you know…take off on a play. But yesterday I did. And when the day was over and that goal remained unchecked I thought about why I sometimes take plays off.

I usually don’t take plays off.

I’m normally a goal seeking animal. I could say to myself, “Self…you may not accomplish every goal you set — no one does — but what really matters is having goals and going after them wholeheartedly.” Like I said…I could say that. But the truth of the matter is…Diddy doesn’t take off plays. Jigga Man doesn’t take of plays. Weezy and Birdman don’t take off plays. So…I gotta be more consistent in getting what I set out to do.

No more plays off.

Today…I will re-read the 13th sentence of this diary entry until I feel like the person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. Today…I will act like I know that the difference between try and triumph is a little umph. Today…

I won’t be playing.

Signed,
The Man Who Wears The Cologne Of Accomplishment Called Sweat.

Ask EbenGregory: Should I Date My Co-Worker

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

In another episode of ASK EBENGREGORY, Eric from New Jersey needs advice on whether or not to date his co-worker.

Ask EbenGregory: My Old Girl Wants To Be My New Girl

Friday, February 12th, 2010

In another episode of ASK EBENGREGORY, Chad from Wyoming needs advice about how to deal with his old girlfriend that wants to be his new girlfriend. Too bad he already has a girlfriend.

The Jewelry Report: Soulja Boy Buys Yung Berg’s Transformer Chain

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

In the latest episode of The Jewelry Report finds Soulja Boy buying Yung Berg’s chain and EbenGregory thinking two words: kinda ignorant.

Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Kanye West At LAX

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

I don’t have a caption, but lol at his bag being over 50 pounds.

I’m just saying.

Chris Brown Deleted His Twitter Account

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Okay bye.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to click here http://twitter.com/mechanicaldummy if you don’t believe me.

Shaunie O’Neal Does Wendy Williams To Talk About Shaq Among Other Things

Monday, December 14th, 2009

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Wendy keeps it real.

This is EbenGregory.com…kinda feeling like Shaunie needs more people.

Fredro Starr’s Tales of the Industry – Ep. 8 (The 50 Cent Beef)

Monday, December 14th, 2009

First…listen to Fredro tell some more stories. And then…

EbenGregory was like…well dayum.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you all these stories make me wanna bring back The Jewelry Report.

EbenGregory PSA: Drake Likes Dating Older Women

Monday, December 14th, 2009

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ll co-sign this message too.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Cougars are welcomed and player approved.

New Visual Video Stimulation From Triple C’s: Break It Down Feat. Bun B

Monday, December 14th, 2009

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ll co-sign the video.