And now…the video.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling ‘ol girl good luck with that.

Bonus: Extended clip.

Says VH1:

“If a car was at the top of your to-do list, it’s time for me to be realistic with where Jimmy’s head is,” the long-suffering, commitment-ready Chrissy Lampkin says when Jim brings home a brand new car instead of, say, an engagement ring for her, in this exclusive sneak peek of next week’s Love And Hip Hop. Watch Chrissy kill Jim’s new car buzz as soon as he rolls in the driveway, telling him “I don’t want to see this car. I want it out of my driveway.” When he offers to park it around the corner (oh, Jimmy, you so aren’t getting it) she tells him “And that’s where I’ll have your mail sent too.”

And this scene is just the tip of the iceberg — this episode is quite possibly the most explosive one yet, trust us when we say that you’re not going to be able to tear yourself away from the screen on Monday. Tune in at 8 p.m. ET/PT to see what we mean.

And now…the sneak peek.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you, never mind.

Reports TMZ:

Jones was passing out 5,000 turkeys to families in need at Ricardo’s Restaurant in Harlem yesterday — when we asked about the smackdown of the century on VH1′s “Love and Hip-Hop,” he insisted, “I wish it had never happened.”

In case you missed it — Jones’ fiancee Chrissy Lampkin tried to HEADSTOMP Santana’s baby mama Kimbella Vanderhee in one of the craziest fights in the history of reality television

And now…the fight again.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you giving out 5,000 Turkey was the meaningful part of this story. Respect.

Reports TMZ:

Law enforcement sources wouldn’t specify what constituted the threats, but they tell us, Juelz — real name LaRon James — was also booked for disorderly conduct.

According to law enforcement, the rapper refused to let officers search his vehicle, which was later impounded by cops.

Juelz was released hours later on $46,500 bail. Calls to his reps were not returned.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering what exactly a terrorist threat is.

EbenGregory was like…I guess so.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering if this sh*t ever gets old?

Martin thinks so.

That is all.

Rap Radar

EbenGregory was like…the b—hes looked ok.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that’s what R. Kelly and Deion Sanders thought about the b—hes.

Bonus: Behind the scenes.

EbenGregory was like…I guess Sandra Rose was wrong about ‘ol boy selling coke to an undercover on a college campus.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you $125K is a lot of money to put on bail.

Rap Radar

EbenGregory was like…here’s what Sandra Rose is reporting:

According to the rapper’s latest rap sheet, Juelz, real name Laron Louis James, 28, was charged with weapons possession and intent to distribute drugs on a college campus. Supposedly, Laron was cuffed when he attempted to sell cocaine to the undercover officer who was posing as a student.

And now…click the images below to read the arrest report yourself.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you he’s a big dummy. Smh.

PS, I clicked the rap sheet link and put his name in. It’s him.

EbenGregory was like…here’s what RapRadar.com is reporting:

When the Diplomats appeared on MTV’s RapFix Live two days ago, Cam’Ron said Juelz Santana was missing because he had an allergic reaction. Turns out, that was probably the least of his concern. That same day, Santana’s New Jersey studio was raided and Skull Gang affiliate Toby M. Raynor was arrested on drug charges after selling narcotics to an undercover cop.

During the raid, police found two loaded 9 millimeter guns, ammo, 17 bags of marijuana and paraphernalia. Raynor is currently being held on $50,000 bail. No word whether Juelz is in custody.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you they watching.

First…watch the video. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering why Cam looks a little uncomfortable.

First…listen to the diss track. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he look like Banks but rap like 50.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you two thumbs down.

PS, this is my last Pumper post. Seriously.

That is all.

First…listen to Juelz talk to Whoo Kid about what happened to his new album, Born To Lose Built To Win. And then…

That is all.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can also listen to Juelz talk about that album he did with Wayne that never made the light of day.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I like the ladies better than the cars. but that’s just me.

This is EbenGregory.com…big supporter of the G-Unit movement. But again…that’s just me.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…they’re feeling good.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to behind the scenes video shoots like the one below this post.