And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I guess Terry McMillian was right. (Look it up)

And now…the video.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling ‘ol girl good luck with that.

Bonus: Extended clip.

And now…the video.

Reports The Jasmine Brand:

On the next episode of “Love & Hip-Hop”, the girls return from their semi-explosive Miami trip. Yandy, Emily and Oliva discuss the altercation between Yandy and Chrissy, meanwhile, Erica Mena discusses her fight with Kimbella to the media (i.e. Vibe) explaining, “I decided to become a Bronx b—h and snuff her” and Chrissy questions Olivia’s loyalty. Oh, and another altercation between Erica and Kimbella ensues.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I reject this reality and substitute it with my own. But some of y’all won’t get that.

Reports Rhymes With Snitch:

A previously un-named species of horse fly whose appearance is dominated by its glamorous golden lower abdomen has been named in honour of American pop diva, Beyoncé – a member of the former group Destiny’s Child, that recorded the 2001 hit single, Bootylicious.

According to the Australian National Insect Collection researcher responsible for officially ‘describing’ the fly as Scaptia (Plinthina) beyonceae, CSIRO’s Bryan Lessard, the fly’s spectacular gold colour makes it the “all time diva of flies”.

“It was the unique dense golden hairs on the fly’s abdomen that led me to name this fly in honour of the performer Beyoncé as well as giving me the chance to demonstrate the fun side of taxonomy – the naming of species,” Mr Lessard said.

“Although often considered a pest, many species of horse fly are extremely important pollinators of many plants,” he said. “Horse flies act like hummingbirds during the day, drinking nectar from their favourite varieties of grevillea, tea trees and eucalypts.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you she keeps #winning.

Reports TMZ:

Pilar Sanders’ lawyer, Larry Friedman, tells us she was “heartbroken and surprised when [she] read … that Deion announced his decision, on his own, to end their marriage.”

Pilar’s lawyer adds, “Pilar’s sole focus and top priority for the last 12.5 years has been her marriage and children. Based on recent discoveries, [Pilar] now realizes that Deion did not view their family the same way.”

Friedman would not reveal any details about the “recent discoveries” to which he referred.

Friedman tells us Pilar has NOT negotiated a divorce settlement with Deion — but says she fully intends to protect herself and her children.

Translation — this divorce ain’t gonna come cheap.

Still, Pilar says she isn’t 100% convinced the marriage is dead … chalking up Deion’s recent behavior to a “temporary lapse of judgment” … and insisting she’s “confident that he will come to his senses and return to his family as he has in the past.”

An adviser for Deion tells TMZ … the athlete’s original statement “speaks for itself” … adding, “In the best interest of the children, he will not be discussing this matter any further in the media.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you she probably won’t miss him, but she probably will miss who she thought he was.

And now…the videos.

Fights Over Nike Air Jordan Concord Sneakers: MyFoxHOUSTON.com

Dead @ the interview @ the 1:47 mark.

A fight breaks out while people wait for Jordans.

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering what they would think about that interview @ the 1:47 mark?

Real Talk NY

And now…the video.

This is Ebengregory.com…telling you it’s a slow news day.

Reports Fox News:

Mariah Yeater, 20, claimed in a lawsuit that Bieber impregnated her in October 2010 during a 30-second sex session backstage after the singer, then 16, performed in Los Angeles.

Bieber, now 17, denied the allegations, which he called “crazy” in an interview on NBC’s “Today” show Friday morning. He hired crisis management bigwig Matthew Hiltzik of Hiltzik Strategies to help manage the scandal.

Sources told TMZ that the “Baby” singer, currently in Europe, will take a DNA paternity test to prove he is not the father when he returns to the US in two weeks.

When the tests disprove Yeater’s claim, the sources said, Bieber and his team will sue her.

His lawyer, Howard Weitzman, has reportedly already selected a lab to conduct the DNA test.
Yeater originally told an ex-boyfriend that he — and not Bieber — was the father of her baby, the New York Post reported last week.

Bieber has denied ever meeting Yeater.

I see said the blind man. And now…

That is all.

Reports The YBF:

Cash Money Content, which just kicked off this year, is in partnership with Atria Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster. And they also focus on turning literary works into films.

So what’s Evelyn going to be writing about? Her life as a baller girlfriend of course. Fictional novels based “loosely” on her life of dating professional athletes to be exact. And she’s using the alter ego Eve Inez-Landon.

Her first literary work, according to the Hollywood Reporter, will be called The Wives Association. She loves that W word doesn’t she? It’ll be co-written by “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” writer Courtney Parker.

Evelyn says:

“The stories that you hear—what goes on in these relationships, and just being in that circle—I decided to let everyone experience a piece of it for themselves by writing this series of juicy novels.

By partnering with Baby and Cash Money Content, we have the potential to turn these ‘novels’ into a full-fledged brand,” Lozada explains.

“Everything Baby and CMC touches turns to gold, and our brands together will be magical.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you magical is one way to describe it.

Reports This is 50:

The Associated Press is reporting that the singer was hospitalized after complaining of not feeling well. She was said to be suffering from severe exhaustion and “was not capable of carrying out the concert.”

Ri-Ri apologized to her Malmo fans via Twitter and included a pic of her arm hooked up to an intravenous drip.

And now…the video.

This is EbenGregory.com…wondering who’s next?

Reports TMZ:

Diddy is on a mission to find the person who stole the numbers to his personal American Express Black Card and posted them on a web site this week … TMZ has learned.

Earlier this week, someone who clearly has a beef with Diddy, posted copies of the rap mogul’s super exclusive credit card on a website, along with his passport and private phone numbers.

The website where the info is posted seems to make a vague reference to the ridiculous rumors that Diddy is a member of the Illuminati … a secret society rumored to run the world.

Sources close to Diddy tell us … he is aware of the situation and has launched an internal investigation to find the person responsible.

A rep for Diddy had no comment.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…mo money, mo problems.

Reports the Times Leader:

The $447 billion plan died on a 50-49 tally that garnered a majority of the 100-member Senate but fell well short of the 60 votes needed to keep the bill alive. The tally had been 51-48, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., switched his vote to “nay” so that he could force a future revote.

Democratic Sen. Bob Casey of Scranton joined most Democrats voting for the jobs bill, while GOP Sen. Pat Toomey of Zionsville joined other Republicans in voting against the measure.

“President Obama’s latest stimulus bill contains hundreds of billions of dollars in increased spending and more tax hikes, which won’t create jobs any more than his last stimulus bill did,” Toomey said in a statement.

“With the unemployment rate at 9.1 percent, we do not have time to waste on political games and big tax increases that will only make our economy weaker for all Americans.”

Toomey said he supports a “real jobs plan” that includes reducing federal regulations and ratifying pending trade agreements with Colombia, South Korea and Panama, which he says will increase Pennsylvania exports.

But Casey said he has advocated breaking up the jobs bill into different pieces, “starting with the tax cut to help businesses hire workers.”

Partisan gridlock in Congress “has again halted efforts to put Pennsylvanians back to work. Tonight’s vote wasn’t even on passage of the jobs bill. It was on whether to begin debate,” Casey said in a statement after the vote.

The demise of Obama’s package was expected, despite his campaign-style efforts to swing the public behind it. The White House and leaders in Congress were already moving on to alternative ways to address the nation’s painful 9.1 percent unemployment, including breaking the legislation into smaller, more digestible pieces and approving long-stalled trade bills.

The White House appears most confident that it will be able to continue a 2-percentage-point Social Security payroll tax cut through 2012 and to extend emergency unemployment benefits to millions of people — if only because, in the White House view, Republicans won’t want to accept the political harm of letting those provisions expire.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this a loss for Obama at the hands of lawmakers opposed to stimulus-style spending and a tax increase on the very wealthy. I’m just saying.

Reports Bossip:

Kandi, Phaedra and Cynthia are exploring their entrepreneurial prowess. Though their dreams vary drastically – sex toys, funeral homes and a modeling school – each woman has jumped into their chosen endeavor with a signature boldness and innate sense of humor that defines these Atlanta ladies. On the relationship front, NeNe and Kim remain estranged, but their personal love lives have changed drastically. Kim is madly in love, pregnant and building a home with Kroy, while NeNe’s now-official separation with Greg teeters on the brink of divorce. Sheree has grand plans for her own dream house, however the pieces aren’t coming together so smoothly. The interworking of these six unique women continues to captivate audiences, as “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” remains the highest-rated city in the franchise.

The series delves into the lives of six sassy women from Atlanta’s social elite. Juggling families, careers and a packed personal calendar, the Real Housewives live their triumphs and frustrations out loud. Atlanta continues to be a character in itself as one of the hottest entertainment hubs in America. These driven and ambitious women prove that they’re not just “housewives,” but entrepreneurs, doting mothers and feisty southern women.

I see said the blind man. And now…

That is all.

Reports the NY Daily News:

Stanley Lafleur, 24, has been called “lazy,” a “leech” and the epitome of someone pimping the system since his video went viral.

In the video, Lafleur, in a leather jacket and Yankee cap, struts from a bodega to a fast-food joint swiping a government-issued Electronic Benefit Transfer card to pay for mostly candy and chips.

Rapping to a heavy beat, he even tries to used the EBT card to buy pot and beer.

“I’m never going hungry, swiping all day y’all. Sandwiches, chips, a big box of Oreos. Cereal, Kix, but I couldn’t buy a 40, dog?” he waxes poetically, dancing through store aisles and up to the counter at a McDonald’s.

“I wish I could buy some weed with my EBT but the drug dealer fronted me,” raps Lafleur.

The video went viral and left right-wing bloggers peeved after conservative Matt Drudge posted it earlier this week on his website, Drudgereport.com.

The Conservative TreeHouse blog accused Lafleur of “celebrating the pure coolness of any and all things gotten for nothing.”

The Conservativepost.com blog wrote the “video glorifies welfare.” Columnist Ben Shapiro, on his popular conservative website Town Hall, described Lafleur as “the sort of leech who is bankrupting our society.”

But Lafleur said people are misinterpreting his video, which has garnered nearly 280,000 views.

“I couldn’t believe people are hating on me like I’m rubbing the benefit card in the face of taxpayers. They don’t get it,” Lafleur told the Daily News. “My video is a parody.”

Sounding like a conservative himself, Lafleur explained the video is a reflection of EBT abuses he’s witnessed.

“That’s the whole point of my video and that’s what I’m trying to stop. There’s a lot of people who really need help but aren’t getting it while too many are abusing the system,” said the self-described “Mr. EBT.”

Jermaine Gomes, who produced the video, said he was shocked by the uproar.

“It’s an overnight sensation,” said Gomes, who appeared with Lafleur on FOX Business Network this week in an attempt to clear the air.

“It’s just amazing that some people don’t get it,” Gomes said. “They think it’s seriously some dumb guy just using his EBT card.”

And now…watch the EBT video.

And now…Mr. EBT and Money Maine go on Fox News and train wreck Black people even more.

And now…the three things I really want you to know: 1) N-word plural and politics don’t mix. 2) N-word plural and technology don’t mix. 3) N-word plural and Fox News don’t mix. That is all.

Says Kreayshawn to Complex:

On the use of the N-Word
Why do I keep getting dissed and gotta ignore it like nothing is going on? I’ve never said it one time in my motherf*cking life… Everyone thinks I’m Vanessa [V-Nasty] and I have to answer [for her actions] every day in every f*cking interview.”

I’ve sat down and had talks with [V-Nasty], like, ‘Please, if you took this word out of your vocabulary, it would help your career. It would really help mine.’ She’s just been like, ‘This is who I am. This is how I was raised. I’m not gonna change for anybody,’ and I respect that. She doesn’t have to listen to me.”

On her former career of dealing coke and pimping girls out on Craigslist
I quit IKEA and started trapping full-time. I was driving around in a pink Mustang at two in the morning, no license, with like two 15s in the trunk, serving knots. Then these girls I met, they were on their hustle, too. They brought me this new idea, it was safer than selling drugs. I posted the links for them, took the anonymous pictures, and set up the dates and prices.”

On Game saying he’s going to put a rifle in her face because of the n-word situation
“I’m going to say, ‘Game’s a weak ass Blood, he ain’t about to do sh*t. [After manager tries to step in] “Am I just supposed to get dissed every day and be a weak ass little white b*tch? F*ck that sh*t. I’m tired of people disrespecting me.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Casey Anthony…have several seats.

Necole Bitchie

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you where there is love, there is pain.

Vlad