First…I looked at the pictures. And then…
I couldn’t come up with nothing slick to say.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see pictures of Nas hanging out with drug users.
First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…misfortune tests friends, and detects enemies.
This is Ebengregory.com…a place where nas once said this:
I laughed, stayed home, never hung a lot
A quiet man who used to be alone planning
Baby moms thought I was too quiet, couldn’t stand it
She hit the streets, later on she hittin the sheets…
I feel you, Nas. Damn.
First…know that Nas had a Kelis tattoo that looked like this:
And now…hit the jump to see what the Kelis tattoo looks like now.
First…know that a court ordered Nas last month to pay more than $87,000 in back spousal and child support, as well as paying Kelis $10,000 a month in spousal support to stay current. And then…
Know that the judge predicated the order on Nas making $152,031 a month, but now Nas says he makes “substantially less than that amount” and Nas’ lawyer is now asking the judge to take another look at the damage to Nas’ wallet.
And then…
EbenGregory was like…dude going through it.
She singing for joy of course.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Kelis have a good time compliments of Nas.
First…know that according to documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Nas had to immediately fork over $47,249.42 in back child support and $40,454 in back spousal support. The judge also ordered Nas to pay $10,000/month in spousal support until he pays off the $299,015.50 he owes Kelis. Nas also has to pay 90% of Kelis’ legal fees in the amount of $155,787.28. Lastly, Nas has to pay $48,549.83 to cover Kelis’ accounting expenses.
And now…
EbenGregory was like…Nas lost.
This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see what happens to rich rappers who don’t get pre-nups.
First…watch Kelis shake her milkshake while gyrating and doing seductive splits. And then…
EbenGregory was like…if I was getting $50K a month in free money, I’d be happy too.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling Nas next time, find a woman you don’t like and buy her a house.
First…know that Nas’ 2009 $2.5 million tax lien has increased to $3.3 million. And then…
EbenGregory was like…did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS.”
Free jewelry.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that she’s spending Nas money on some bullsh*t.
In the latest edition of The Jewelry Report, Kelis finds herself petitioning a Judge to hold Nas in contempt of court after he failed to begin making his monthly $50,000 child support payments.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I finally got back on that horse.
First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…I’ll co-sign the message just on G.P.
