First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…real talk.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can hear Pharrell get for real.

First…know that ‘ol boy done had some laser tattoo removal work on his body. And then…

EbenGregory was like…okay, you’re right.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

President Obama: This n*gga’s hair looks terrible.

Pharrell: ‘Ol boy smiling like he been smoking. Or maybe he’s laughing about my new hairstyle.

The Photographer: Both of y’all need to hit up the barbershop.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Pharrell’s two for two.

Diddy: Where did Nikki sneak off too?

Pharrell: My hand is on Oprah’s tittie.

Oprah: I thought Jay-Z was supposed to be here.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump for another picture caption.

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First…watch Pharrell talk about selling uncomfortable looking chairs that look like tanks. And then…

Look at the actual chair:

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to looks you can’t pull of.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…that Big Money joint knocks.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling that erbody know me…it’s like I’m a superstar.

First…listen to Pharrell talk about his affinity for little boy socks. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he also has an affinity for funny looking shoes:

I’m just saying.

First…watch the video of MTV Diary Of N.E.R.D. And then…

EbenGregory was like…liberate the whole video. Damn.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that two bottles of Goose = Geese. I’m just saying.

I’m Good

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’m good too.

This is EbenGregory.com…home to feel good music.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the first part was just as good.

This is EbenGregory.com…big fan of Pharrell’s message to the kids.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Pharrell is a truth-teller.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.