First…know that Jaime Foxx took ‘ol girl to the Oscars after finding out how she likes to go raw dog. And then…

Hit the jump to hear it come out of her mouth:

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First…watch ‘ol girl take it easy. And then…

Hit the jump to see her and her girlfriend act like Juvenile’s “Back Dat Azz Up” just came on.

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And I was like…sometimes you can tell a large story with a skinny fat subject.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to skinny fat.

First…listen to Perez Hilton talk to Big Boy’s Neighborhood about John’s suspect activities. And then…

EbenGregory was like…’ol boy is having the worst week ever.

I’m just saying.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…jacks, drinks and licky-licky. I’ll co-sign the message.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I wonder what happened after the camera’s stopped rolling.

First…watch the jump-off talk show off his house like it’s hers. And then…

EbenGregory was like…she’s a straggler. I’m sure Ray J is somewhere laughing at ‘ol boy’s taste in women.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to watch the video of “the straggler” talk about how she was hitting Reggie off while he was hitting Kim off just because.

First…look at somebody’s mother getting low on stage for a few dollars. And then…

Look at T.O. and Luda having a good time. And then…

EbenGregory was like…these How Low contests can’t stop, won’t stop.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you even though I don’t approve of the message, I still looked at the pictures.

Keep it real EbenGregory.

First…know that Superhead done got herself a new job as a Sex & Intimacy Consultant and Instructor for Hustler Hollywood. And then…

That is all.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can get random work updates of former Flat-backers who are now best-selling authors.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…she’s a roller. Next.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that she probably like that raw too. I’m just saying.

First…read Slim Thugga’s tweet. And then…

Look at Slim Thugga’s tweet pic. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I bet ‘ol girl in the picture is thinking play me.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that tact is knowing how far to go too far.

You gotta love that.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where the pawn doesn’t mind serving the King.