And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you here are a few other things Rihanna thinks are the best:

Dancing.

Eating bananas.

Drinking.

Throwing up her set.

Grinding on old white men.

Grinding on Drake.

And reminding you that when she said d–k what she really meant to say was this.

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the Cougar could get it.

Media Take Out

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that tweet was cold as ice.

Rhymes With Snitch

Reports the Examiner:

“Strike a POSE,” Rihanna said kicking off the series of tweets with images attached of her and friends posing by a pool, beach and later inside a gym.

Khloe Kardashian got in on the action, tweeting Rihanna after the gym photo surfaced.

“Shake your tits for this woman! LOL #MotivationBaby,” Kardashian wrote after seeing Rihanna tweet a photo on workout equipment.

And now…Rihanna responds:

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to slow news day.

Says Usher:

“She’s beautiful. But she’s not necessarily on my hit list – she’s like my sister right now. Or cousin – we have kissed. Companionship is important – every man should have a woman to make him better. I’m dating at the moment – not anyone in particular, but I have a few people I’m interested in.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you kisses may not spread germs, but they certainly lower resistance.

Reports This is 50:

Angela Yee: Ever had a full day of just sex in the house?
Pusha T: Yeah.

How often do you get to do that?
Not very often.

What goes on during that full day?
Just filthy sex.

Filthy sex?
No-holds-barred.

Like, we didn’t shower—
Hell nah. Why? For what?

Can you have sex with a girl and then go down on her?
Yeah.

No shower, nothing?
Of course, we’re talking about someone special.

How often do you get to do that?
Not very often.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you unlike Pusha, I’m not into tasting myself. Right Kanye?

And EbenGregory was like…Ciara gives a better lap dance.

That is all.

EbenGregory was like…those who think they have not time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that was Free Jewelry.

EbenGregory was like…Terrence Howard is another fan of baby wipes. Random I know.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you know your chin is big when it gets its own specific kiss.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you even my celebrity friends enjoyed it.

EbenGregory was like…Kelly looking like a bad girl huh man.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Keri Hilson…never mind.

Ebengregory was like…I knew I saw her do that move before.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Kanye ain’t tripping off this are you playboy?

Mel D via Rap Radar

EbenGregory was like…here’s what TMZ is reporting:

TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos. We’ll keep this PG-13 and just say … the people in the video are both givers.

The video and photos are clear — it’s Usher and Tameka.

Sources close to Usher — without specifically admitting the existence of a sex tape — tell us they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken — including two laptop computers.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that anybody transporting a million dollars worth of anything in a car shouldn’t stop anywhere but their final destination. But that’s just me.

EbenGregory was like…here’s what Kanye thinks about all this:

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this probably won’t end well will it Kanye?

EbenGregory was like…two words: HD camera.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you on the one hand, I’m like somebody come get your daughter while queing up Nas’ Black Girl Lost and on the other I’m like low self-esteem isn’t something we can measure on a scale. Unlike most physical maladies, we can’t point at it and say, “There it is.” But like a reflection on water, we infer it from its victims’ self-destructive behavior. Many black women especially suffer from it. Since whatever ails them is eventually reflected on generations of black children, it’s a condition associated with much that afflicts black America. WE must find ways to empower these black women, to help them claim their dignity. Educating all women (young and old) should be a national priority and WE should provide all willing women the help to build lasting, stable family structures and break the cycle of self-loathing. That said…

She fat.

This is EbenGregory.com again…telling you I agree with Kells.

Real Talk NY

EbenGregory was like…anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

This is EbenGregory.com..telling you sending shirtless pictures is a new mistake that you don’t want to make. Especially if you’re a Congressman.