First…know that an offshore oil rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico on Thursday, west of the site of the April blast that caused the massive oil spill. And then…
EbenGregory was like…don’t worry folks because according to the oil companies and mainstream media when these oil related accidents occur, the ocean instantaneously eats the oil. And don’t forget when this happens the environment, surrounding ecosystems and the local food supply are spared and hardly effected.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Wednesday a federal judge rejected the Obama administration’s attempt to dismiss an energy industry lawsuit challenging the six-month ban on deepwater oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. The judge, Martin Feldman, has extensive energy industry financial ties and on Wednesday, Feldman ruled the suit can proceed because the new moratorium doesn’t differ in substance from the first. Fool me once…
PS, hit the jump to see what happened after the explosion.
First…know that The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records. A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a “DEA Sensitive” security clearance, will help investigators decipher the results of “telephonic monitoring of court ordered nonconsensual intercepts, consensual listening devices, and other media.”
And then…
EbenGregory was like…”Ebonics” is listed as a “common language” originating in the United States. Really? Ebonics has widely been described as a nonstandard variant of English spoken largely by African Americans. But…I reject the notion that Ebonics is a dialect, instead I consider it a bastardization of the English language.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling all my Trap Stars in ATL that them people is listening.
First…know that seven years and five months after the U.S.-led invasion, the last American combat brigade has left Iraq, well ahead of President Barack Obama’s Aug. 31 deadline for ending U.S. combat operations there. And then…
EbenGregory was like…there still 50,000 troops there in a “non-combat” role.
This is EbenGregory.com…hoping that we can get our troops out of Iraq and keep them from going into Iran.
First…know that a 200-foot-deep sinkhole in the north of Guatemala City suddenly opened up in the aftermath of Tropical Storm Agatha, pulling a three-story building and a residential home into the bowels of the earth. And then…
EbenGregory was like…it looks like the gateway to Hell.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that this is the News in Culture. News. Truth.
First…know that South Korea has launched psychological warfare over the sinking of its ship, while North Korea has said its troops are braced for war. And then…
EbenGregory was like…the rising tension in the peninsula has got me worrying. But that’s just me.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that this is sh*t u need 2 know news,
First…watch the video. And then…
EbenGregory was like…I get my water from Whole Foods in reusable jugs. It’s only 39 cents a gallon and it’s filtered using reverse osmosis. But that’s just me.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I’ve gone green. What you doing?
EbenGregory was like…let me tell it, the greatest threat to mankind is not the specter of a nuclear attack, but rather the slow, poisonous attrition of the status quo.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you new generation, same old bogeyman.
First…know that historic health care vote capped off more than a year’s worth of heated, emotional and often rancorous debate that touched on issues substantive, procedural and superficial. And then…
EbenGregory was like…watch the video that takes an extraordinary 11-hour debate and turn it into a 10-minute clip because it’s a telling summarization of the just how sharp the partisan fault-lines have become.
