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Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: GOP Looks for Gains in November
First…know that with eight weeks to go until the 2010 midterms, Republicans push for gains while Democrats struggle to keep their majority. And then… EbenGregory was like…seemingly, Democrats & Republicans are two wings of the same bird. They’re both out to rape us,they just disagree on how to to it. The Republicans the type to [...]
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Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: Obama Has A New Stimulus Package Coming Out
First…know that President Obama will call for long-term investments in the nation’s roads, railways and airports that would cost at least $50 billion, administration officials say. And then… EbenGregory was like…road crews made of thousands of illegals will not save the economy. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you we don’t want temp road jobs, we need jobs [...]
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Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: Offshore Oil Rig Explodes In Gulf Of Mexico
First…know that an offshore oil rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico on Thursday, west of the site of the April blast that caused the massive oil spill. And then… EbenGregory was like…don’t worry folks because according to the oil companies and mainstream media when these oil related accidents occur, the ocean instantaneously eats the [...]
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Justice Department Looking To Hire Fluent ‘Ebonics’ Translators
First…know that The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records. A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a [...]
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Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: Last US Combat Brigade Leaves Iraq
First…know that seven years and five months after the U.S.-led invasion, the last American combat brigade has left Iraq, well ahead of President Barack Obama’s Aug. 31 deadline for ending U.S. combat operations there. And then… EbenGregory was like…there still 50,000 troops there in a “non-combat” role. This is EbenGregory.com…hoping that we can get our [...]
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EbenGregory PSA: Arizona Is Still Enforcing SB1070
Just thought somebody wanted to know that even they the bill was recently struck down, AZ po-po didn’t get the memo. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you somebody get Conner Oberst on the phone.
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Barack Obama Looking For Some “Ass To Kick” Over BP Oil Spill
First…watch the video. And then… EbenGregory was like…I’ma let you tell it. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this is sh*t u need 2 know news.
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EbenGregory PSA: Flooding Opens Up Sinkholes In Guatemala City
First…know that a 200-foot-deep sinkhole in the north of Guatemala City suddenly opened up in the aftermath of Tropical Storm Agatha, pulling a three-story building and a residential home into the bowels of the earth. And then… EbenGregory was like…it looks like the gateway to Hell. This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that this is the News [...]
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