Solange Knowles
Guess Who I Saw: Wale And Solange Knowles Having A Pinic At Central Park
Wale: Where the paparazzi at…I called them an hour ago and told we would be here. Solange: I know they not taking pictures…let me fix my hair.
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Guess Who I Saw: Beyonce And Solange At A Press Conference In Japan
Bey: That haircut is such a horrible look. Solange: F*ck you b—h! Solange: Next time…I think I’ll get a shape-up. Bey: Her outfit looks so saggy. Solange: We both look jive crazy…f*ck it though.
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Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Solange Knowles And Her Bald Head
Ain’t that Beyonce’s brother.
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Solange Knowles Dropped From Geffen Due To Lackluster Album Sales
In “What…you can’t fire me, I’m Beyonce sister†news, the big homey Solange Knowles has Solange Knowles has reportedly lost her deal with Geffen for a second album because of abysmal sales of her first album. Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like her, Jim Jones and Bow Wow could put their album sales together and still [...]
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Solange Knowles Passes Out After Downing NyQuil Tablets
In “I think I’ll have what Lil Wayne’s having†news, the big homey Solange Knowles is back at it again, this time she passed out after downing several flu pills on a flight out of New York on Tuesday night (17Feb09). Oh for real EbenGregory…I ain’t know she like to get “wet.†Me neither. And [...]
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Solange Knowles Blogs About Her Recent Nipple Slippage
In “I see your t*ttie ball†news, the big homie Solange Knowles is back at it again, this time she’s blogging about some thirsty paparazzi taking a picture of her exposed t*ttie ball. Oh for real EbenGregory…she must’ve forgotten to turn off her high-beams when she got out the car huh man? Yes. And now…here’s [...]
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2 For 1…Jewelry Man Picture Captions: Solange and Beyonce Knowles
Beyonce Jewelry Man Picture Caption: Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a flat birthday cake. Solange Jewelry Man Picture Caption: If the people have no bread, let them eat cake.
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