That is all.

In the latest episode of The Jewelry Report finds Soulja Boy buying Yung Berg’s chain and EbenGregory thinking two words: kinda ignorant.

First…watch Soulja Boy get his photo on. And then…

EbenGregory was like…slow news day.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I’ma repeat what I just said.

First…know that in July of this year, Deandre Cortez is releasing a book about how his life has changed since becoming a teenager millionaire. And then…

EbenGregory was like…when it comes to books, there is creative reading as well as creative writing. I wonder which one this will be?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Soulja Boy that the more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. I’m just saying.

First…watch the new short film from Soulja Boy, “WTF.” And then…

EbenGregory was like…that was fun.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I respect ‘ol boy’s hustle.

Okay bye.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…okay Soulja Boy.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where new money sells old images. At least that’s what I saw.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…am I to assume that they own the cars their standing in front of?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that as my knowledge of the music business increases, my wonder deepens. But you don’t hear me doe.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…many hands make light work.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the previous sentence is a reference to teamwork. But you don’t hear me doe.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the dis-advantage of love at first sight is that it delays a second sight.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that no one worth possessing can be quite possessed.

The jewelry is below freezing today.

First…watch Soulja Boy talk about everything and nothing. And then…

Know it’s a slow news day.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where when there is no news, EbenGregory tried to report non-news with the same emphasis as if it were…news. But clearly that was hard to do in this instance.