First…know that TMZ is reporting the following: TMZ has learned that federal officials are “in the process” of determining if they will try to revoke T.I.‘s probation in the wake of his arrest late last night. As we first reported, T.I. — who is still on probation for illegally possessing machine guns a few years ago — was arrested again last night for possession of a controlled substance on the Sunset Strip. Now, United States Attorney Sally Quillian Yates tells us, “The probation office is in the process of determining what happened and will make a recommendation regarding Mr. Harris when they have all the facts.” If officials determine T.I. did violate his probation, he could be sent back to the slammer to serve some serious prison time. We’re also told T.I.’s probation officer has asked the rapper to return to Atlanta.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…uh-oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I saw a comment on TMZ that said T.I. stands for “Terminal Idiot.”

In “Oh sh*t…the cops” news, the big homey TI is back at it again, this time he and his wife were arrested for having a controlled substance on his person.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like he done f*cked up huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s AllHipHop.com reporting on what happened: Rap star T.I. could be in serious trouble, after the rapper and his wife Tameka “Tiny” Cottle were arrested in West Hollywood for drug possession. According to reports, T.I. and Tiny were arrested and charged with alleged possession of a controlled substance after police smelled marijuana emanating from their Maybach. Both T.I. and Tiny were booked at the West Hollywood sheriff’s station on charges of felony possession of a controlled substance, bail was set at $10,000 each and they were both released around 4:00 am this morning. The class of the controlled substance that was found includes methamphetamines and ecstasy. While details are sketchy as of press time, the arrest could impact T.I. greatly. The rapper is currently serving a three-year probation after he pleaded guilty in May of 2009, for attempting to purchase machine guns and silencers before the BET Awards in 2007.

I see said the blind man. And now…

Here’s some you can always get a second chance to make another bad impression ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on TI and Tiny playing games with a controlled dangerous substance and getting caught: Trouble dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

PS, them white cups could have had that Sizzurp in it. I’m just saying.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see what Eddie Murphy did when he heard the news.

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First…know that TMZ.com is reporting the following:

Timbaland was the subject of a manhunt yesterday after his family believed he was so distraught over the theft of a $2 million piece of jewelry he might harm himself … this according to law enforcement sources. According to sources, the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department put out a “possible suicide attempt” APB just before 5 PM PT yesterday. A helicopter and squad cars went on the hunt for the rapper/producer’s Escalade. Here’s what we’re told happened … Timbaland was on the phone earlier in the day with his brother-in-law … deeply upset about something. We’re told one of the things that was eating at him was a theft at his Malibu residence a day before. Someone had stolen a crazy expensive Jacob & Co. watch — valued at $2 million — and Timbaland suspected it might have been someone he trusted. Timbaland left his home yesterday and began driving. Family members couldn’t locate him, became extremely worried and called the Sheriff’s Department. We’re told the helicopter located the Escalade, ground crews pulled Timbaland over and began talking to him. At some point they put Timbaland in a patrol car and took him to his residence, where they continued speaking with him and family members. Deputies called for paramedics to come and evaluate Timbaland. After the evaluation, paramedics determined Timbaland was not a threat to himself and left. We’re told the Sheriff’s Department is investigating the theft of Timbaland’s jewelry and they have possible suspects.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…he acting like they robbed his brain too. It’s not like he doesn’t have insurance. Eh…

Update: Click here to hear Timbaland speak to Ryan Seacrest about what happened.

Update 2: Here’s the 911 call.

First…watch the video. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you social commentary is needed but ‘ol boy summed it up at the 3:44 mark.

That is all.

PS, when did nose candy become the new kush?

PPS, here’s what Soulja Boy had to say.

First…watch ‘ol girl spill the beans. And then…

EbenGregory was like…still not buying the album.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Tasia promote her album and her suicide.

First…know that Fantasia’s VH1 Behind the Music special is airing tomorrow night at 9 and in it she explains why she tried to kill herself. And then….

EbenGregory was like…here’s what she said: “I didn’t have any fight in me. I didn’t care about anything. I just wanted out. At that moment, I wanted out. I wanted it to be over with – all of it, all of that shit. I just sat in the closet and looked at the mirror and took all the pills in the bottle. I wanted to go to sleep and just be at peace. I knew exactly what I was doing. You can’t accidentally take a whole bottle of pills. I was tired of people doing me wrong, constantly, over and over again, dealing with my family – my father, dealing with men and their shit – I was tired. My head was hurting me. I was over it.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

Here’s some “not many artists commit suicide by leaping off the pinnacle of success” ice jewelry being dropped by EbenGregory on Tasia trying to off herself over men: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that I just couldn’t live with myself knowing I had just killed myself. But that’s just me.

Rhymes With Snitch

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ll pass.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you “I am on vacation, and four hours away from my empty house. I hope my HD TV, money, camera, and laptop are still there when I get home.” Smh.

First…look at the cover. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the only reason I posted this cover is so that you could read the byline beside her picture. And I quote, “I’m not doing sh*t to him but f–king and having my career.”

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the plot gets deeper and sadder, as the world is left wondering why the daughter of a famous actor feels the need to resort to pornography to get an opportunity to be a “star.”

Charles Hamilton 27 Minute XXL Freestyle from XXL Video on Vimeo.

First…watch ‘ol boy freestyle for 27 minutes. And then…

EbenGregory was like…couple things:

1. Why is ‘ol boy wearing fingernail polish?
2. Did you know ‘ol boy is in a wheel chair?
3. I think “THE PUNCH SEEN AROUND THE WORLD” f*cked him and his career up.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to hear ‘ol boy explain why he’s doing his best “Wheelchair Jimmy” impression.

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…this ain’t sh*t compared to what’s coming.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you if you didn’t know any better, you would think this was a news report about a third world nation. Smh.

First…know that ‘ol girl debut “film” is a completely sold out bestseller with DVDs on back order prompting Vivid Entertainment to offer her a multi-picture deal. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Black girl lost.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you somewhere Kat Stacks is re-tooling her 5 year business plan.