Archive for the ‘The Matrix Has You’ Category

Chris Brown Is Still Getting The Cold Shoulder From Radio Stations

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

FIrst…listen to Chris Brown’s say now message about still being back balled over giving Ri-Ri and hand necklace. And then…

EbenGregory was like…would you like cheese to go with that whine?

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch an R&B artist complain about having to sleep in the bed that he made. I’m just saying.

Sh*t U Need 2 Know News: National ID Card Is At Center Of Obamas Immigration Plan

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

First…watch the video detailing Big Brother’s plan to craft a new comprehensive immigration bill have settled on a way to prevent employers from hiring illegal immigrants: a computer chip national biometric identification card all American workers would eventually be required to obtain. And then…

EbenGregory was like…if you think ‘ol boy is blowing smoke, hit the jump to see Charles Gibson and ABC news confirming the same thing.

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DMX Arrested For Violating Probation

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

In “Dont’ trip, it’s only jail” news, the big homey DMX is back at it again, this time he’s DMX was booked and aarrested on five counts of probation violation and is being held without bond.

Oh for real EbenGregory…sounds like he might be going on that Lil Wayne vacation huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s TMZ.com explaining how ‘ol boy done f*cked up again: DMX has been booked on five counts of probation violation and is being held without bond. We’re also told he launched a few expletives during his initial court hearing tonight.

And now…hit the jump to see X go ham in the court room:

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Thieves Armed With Guns And Machetes, Rob High Stakes Poker Tournament For $1 Million On Live TV

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

First…know that EbenGregory tried to imagine what if feels like to be at a high stakes poker tournament playing for a million dollar pot on live TV and then 6 masked armed gun-man storm in to stick the joint up. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’m sure I would’ve handled things a little different than these clowns. See the video of what not to do after the jump.

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EbenGregory PSA: Here’s The Last New Picture You’ll See Of Weezy For 8 Months

Monday, March 8th, 2010

First…look at the picture. And then…

Say good-bye to the bad guy.

Kobe Bryant vs. Matt Barnes Confrontations

Monday, March 8th, 2010

First…watch the video. And then…

Dead at the ball fake to Kobe’s face.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Ron Artest channel his inner Dennis Rodman.

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EbenGregory PSA: Fantasia Is Still Mad At Her Dad For Suing Her

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

That is all.

EbenGregory PSA: Diddy Has A New Single Out Called “They Don’t Love Me”

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

First…know that Diddy is singing on his new single “They Don’t Love Me.” And then…

EbenGregory was like…if this song is on his new cd, Last Train to Paris, I’ma get off at the next stop.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to pop the top to hear ‘ol boy sound like he’s chewing glass while getting a Brazilian wax. I’m just saying.

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Lil Wayne Wants Your Help Getting Some P*ssy

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I couldn’t understand what he was saying.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where the videos sometimes need a translator.

PS…hit the jump to see “Roger That” – Wayne’s new video with Nikki Minaj and Tyga

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New Visual Video Stimulaion From Juicy J: Money Shit Feat. Lil Reno & Jon Geezy

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

2 words: Hood sh*t.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you gotta love that.

New Mobile Application Enables User To See Your Personal Online Information Just By Image Of Your Face

Friday, February 26th, 2010

First…know that an application that lets users point a smart phone at a stranger and immediately learn about them premiered last Tuesday at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Spain. Developed by The Astonishing Tribe (TAT), the new technology allows users that opt in to the service and submit a photo to the computer-vision program, called Recognizr. If I point my phone at you, Recognizr scans your face, sends a 3-D model signature to a server which matches the face to a photo in its database, and sends back the name along with social media links, including your Facebook and Twitter account.

And now…pop the top so see how it works:

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