Business Coming Before Pleasure: Business is always interfering with pleasure – but it makes other pleasures possible.

Seeing Your Sidechick On the street: If your with your Ladyfriend and see your sidechick on the street, make sure she cool with playing the “we didn’t see each other” game.

Strip Clubs: Everywhere is a strip club if you have enough money.

Free Samples: You can make anything into a free sample if you have a toothpick.

Ugly Babies: I’ll never tell you if you have an ugly baby. So you’ll have to find out another way.

Lip Rings: When you see someone with a lip ring, you should hug them and ask how they broke free from that evil giant fisherman.

Something You Don’t Know About Me: I can do one-armed push-ups with each arm at the same time.

Depression: It’s not depression if you don’t have anything to be happy about.

Facebook: I think Facebook should add a “Be there in spirit” option to event invitations.

People Needing Favors: Dear person needing favor…the least I can do also happens to be the most I can do.

Racism: I find it very racist that computer screens are black when they’re idle and turn white when the programs start working.

To Catch A Predator: If To Catch A Predator w/ Chris Hansen was recorded in front of a live audience it would be considered a comedy.

The Little Blue Pill Awards

The Watch The Throne Is Better Than Listening To Peasants Awards

The That’s Not Love Awards

EbenGregory was like…Bow Wow taught her well.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Bow Wow’s new girl dance to his old girl’s music.

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EbenGregory was like…here’s what Yahoo is reporting:

Nate Dogg, born Nathaniel D. Hale, had suffered strokes in both 2007 and 2008, but his cause of death was unclear at press time. Often recruited to adorn choruses in Death Row Records’ glory days, Nate Dogg exploded onto the music scene as Warren G’s gat-busting partner-in-crime on the hit “Regulate.” Nate also frequently collaborated with his high school friend Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Tupac Shakur, Eminem, and 50 Cent.

The biggest tracks to feature Nate Dogg, a four-time Grammy nominee, include Dr. Dre’s “The Next Episode,” Ludacris’ “Area Codes,” 50 Cent’s “21 Questions,” Eminem’s “Shake That” and, our personal favorite, his own solo track “Never Leave Me Alone” with Snoop Dogg. In addition to appearing on every great rap album from The Chronic to Doggystyle to All Eyez on Me to Get Rich or Die Tryin’, Nate released three solo albums on his own. He also made the “Eastside Hotel” one of the most famous locales in hip-hop history.

“We lost a true legend in hip-hop and R&B. One of my best friends and a brother to me since 1986 when I was a sophomore at Poly High where we met,” Snoop Dogg said on Twitter. “You will always be with me forever and a day. You put the ‘G’ in ‘G funk’, you put the ’1′ in ’213′ and you put your stamp on everybody you ever did it with. I miss you because I am so sad but so happy I got to grow up with you, and I will see you again in heaven, because you know the slogan about ‘all doggs go to heaven.’ ”

Some of Nate’s greats:

One More Day

Regulate Feat Warren G

Lay Low Feat Snoop Doggy Dog and Dr. Dre

All About U Feat 2Pac, Outlawz & Top Dogg

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EbenGregory was like…it went out with a bang and came back with a bang.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that this is Real Housewives type of drama.

EbenGregory was like…here’s what Drake did when he watched the video:

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

Cassettes are sort of strangely attractive on their own, in a bulky, obsolete sort of way—so adding a brilliant bulb behind a box of them could only be pretty. The Tape Lamp does just that—and surprisingly non-tackily, too. More »

Cassettes are sort of strangely attractive on their own, in a bulky, obsolete sort of way—so adding a brilliant bulb behind a box of them could only be pretty. The Tape Lamp does just that—and surprisingly non-tackily, too. More »

EbenGregory was like…the deluxe version($20) comes with a 32 page book and five unreleased songs while the collector’s edition($60) has the songs and a 100 page book.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy’s other book “Decoded,” drops November 16th.

First…watch Ray go off. And then…

Hit the jump for more football news and how Braylon Edwards of the NY Jets got arrested for drunk driven.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Braylon’s a big dummy.

Bonus: Braylon teaches you how to Dougie.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I don’t like the direction their taking Vince in.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you deep throat kissing a adult film star = fail.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Vinnie Chase kissing a porn star = fail.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I ain’t mad at the money shot at the end.

First…watch Dee Vazquez ask Capone-N-Noreaga the same damn questions for her latest edition of the PROFILE series. And then…

EbenGregory was like…switch it up (insert B word)!

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I ain’t gonna say the B word, I’ma say she’s a unstable creature.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…uh-oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it’s getting tricky.