First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…two words: uh and oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you two more words: tool and up.

First…know that at least 30 people have now been killed during running battles between troops and heavily armed gangsters supporters of Christopher “Dudus” Coke on the streets of Jamaica. And then…

Watch the video about how sh*t is hitting the fan so bad that the Foreign Office “strongly advised” British citizens to avoid all non-essential travel in the area. And then…

Hit the jump to find why it’s getting so “tricky.”

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First…know that ‘ol boy shot himself in hopes of being re-assigned. And then…

EbenGregory was like…fail.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to stupid cops.

First…know that Mo’Nique declined to appear on the show that also featured her mother and father who also spoke about the unfortunate incident on national television. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see who else should be on the Oprah show so he can talk about his pervert behavior.

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In “Dey shooting” news, the big homies from incarcerated rapper Gucci Mane and Young Jeezy’s entourages are back at it again, this time they were involved in a near-fatal shoot-out in a Atlanta clothing store.

Say word EbenGregory.

Word.

And now…Sohh.com explains what happened, what lead to shots being fired and why Wacka Flocka caught a serious eye jammy:

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First…watch Wack Flocka give a detailed account of how he got a wet t-shirt. And then…

EbenGregory was like…it’s tricky out here.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I hope you’re (me too for that matter) never on the wrong side of this type of street transaction.

Four words: We gotta do better.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the look on ‘ol boy’s face at the 0:50-0:54 mark let’s you know how he’s really feeling.

In “Details are sketchy” news, the big homey Wacka Flocka Flame was shot in a reported robbery in College Park, Georgia.

Play me.

And now…here’s AllHipHop.com explaining what happened even thought details are sketchy: Sources stated he was shot in the arm, but the bullet went through his ribs. He is expected to make a recovery.

I see said the blind man. And now…

That’s all I got.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where gangsta rappers get shot and live. Whatever that’s about.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…idiot.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it must be something in these athlete’s Gatorade.

First…look at the video that I would consider a horror film. And then…

According to MediaTakeOut.com, here’s pictures of Death Girl in the video:

And now…here’s MediaTakeOut.com explaining how they found this girl’s picture: First off, some people have been QUESTIONING whether this woman really has AIDS or is just playing. Well we here at MediaTakeOut.com don’t PLAY WITH AIDS. If that chick is claiming to have THE MONSTER, we believe her!!! Now onto her identity. Well a number of MediaTakeOut.com readers went to the site being advertised on the video and noticed that her PHOTO was on it – without the mask. You can tell by the tat, that the woman in the photo is in fact her. AND THERE’S MORE. Another MediaTakeOut.com snitch from DETROIT claims to know the woman. Dude claims that he CONTRACTED the virus from this woman and her name is Jackie and she’s from DETROIT. We’ve contacted the Detroit police department and passed on this information.

And now…wow. Just wow.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you she ain’t the only Death Girl out there.

PS…I’ll co-sign ‘ol boy’s response.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…jumpoff’s need checks too.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you men lie, women lie…lawsuits don’t.