First…know that Tila Tequila got dumped on recently. And then…

Here’s what TMZ is reporting:

TMZ has obtained incredibly gruesome photos of Tila Tequila — taken after she claims she was victim of crowd violence at a concert in Illinois. According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois — a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings.

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

Police confirm they responded to the scene, but couldn’t go into detail, citing HIPAA laws.

And now…hit the jump to see more beatdown photos.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that if you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.

First…know that police in Virginia say they think a serial killer who stabbed five people to death in Michigan is responsible for three attacks in northern Virginia and possibly other attacks in Ohio. All of the attacks almost exclusively target black men. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he gone run into the wrong dude and then…

Fill in the blank.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…two words: uh and oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you two more words: tool and up.

First…know that at least 30 people have now been killed during running battles between troops and heavily armed gangsters supporters of Christopher “Dudus” Coke on the streets of Jamaica. And then…

Watch the video about how sh*t is hitting the fan so bad that the Foreign Office “strongly advised” British citizens to avoid all non-essential travel in the area. And then…

Hit the jump to find why it’s getting so “tricky.”

As told by Thisis50.com: More than 1,000 police and soldiers launched an assault on Coke’s stronghold and the government has declared a state of emergency. On the third consecutive day of violence, one of the main hospitals in Kingston had to be closed after armed gangs attacked police outside the building. Other hospitals offered only emergency services and the government appealed for donations of blood. Schools and numerous businesses were closed. The British High Commission in Kingston was closed as was the US embassy. Police shut off access roads into the gangster stronghold of Tivoli Gardens, as explosions shook the area and sent up billowing smoke. Local radio stations were inundated with desperate calls from Tivoli residents trapped in their homes by the gunfire. At least three members of the security forces have been killed but the remainder of the dead were said to be civilians. The US Department of State described the situation in the city as “deteriorating” and warned its citizens against travel to Kingston and surrounding areas. With the access road between the capital and its international airport intermittently closed due to sporadic gun battles, airlines have started to cancel flights there. A string of police stations have been firebombed, some of them outside the capital, and gunmen even attacked the central police headquarters in Kingston. The fighting has not yet spread into the city’s wealthier neighborhoods but it has broken out in other slum areas. In Spanish Town, west of Kingston, police said two people, including a little boy, had been killed in fighting. In Portmore, another poor town, gunmen sprayed bullets at a minivan full of local people.

And now…Thisis50.com reports why they looking for ‘ol boy in the first place: The violence was sparked by the Jamaican government’s belated decision to agree to US demands for Mr Coke’s extradition to New York to face drug and gun trafficking charges. Mr Coke, 41, is a godfather-like figure in Tivoli Gardens, a rundown neighbourhood where his supporters have blockaded streets. He is believed to be hiding inside, refusing government demands that he give himself up to the judicial process. Mr Coke allegedly leads the Shower Posse, a violent drug gang also active in the US, Britain and Canada. They have historically been loyal to Jamaica’s ruling Labour Party. Jamaican politicians set up rival gangs — allegedly even arming them – in the 1970s to mobilise local support at election time but the gangs have since largely turned to drug trafficking. The drug trade is deeply entrenched in Jamaica, which is the largest producer of marijuana in the region and where gangs have become powerful organised crime networks involved in international gun smuggling. It fuels one of the world’s highest murder rates; the island of 2.8 million people had about 1,660 homicides in 2009.

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it’s easy to be a solider when there ain’t no war.

First…know that ‘ol boy shot himself in hopes of being re-assigned. And then…

EbenGregory was like…fail.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to stupid cops.

First…know that Mo’Nique declined to appear on the show that also featured her mother and father who also spoke about the unfortunate incident on national television. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see who else should be on the Oprah show so he can talk about his pervert behavior.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can sometimes see the dark side of people.

Life Files

In “Dey shooting” news, the big homies from incarcerated rapper Gucci Mane and Young Jeezy’s entourages are back at it again, this time they were involved in a near-fatal shoot-out in a Atlanta clothing store.

Say word EbenGregory.

Word.

And now…Sohh.com explains what happened, what lead to shots being fired and why Wacka Flocka caught a serious eye jammy:

Members of Gucci Man’s crew (including Waka Flocka) confronted Jeezy’s clique in an Atlanta clothing store. A fight ensued and Waka’s security detail fired a gun during the melee. No injuries were reported, but an eyewitness said of Waka, “Whoever he is he’s got a big swollen eye now.” The fight started around 4 p.m. Thursday when Mane’s group walked into the store — popular with celebrities — and spotted Jeezy’s associates, said witness Patrick Morrison. “There was a physical altercation inside the location between several men,” Atlanta Police spokesman James Polite confirmed to the AJC. One of the men produced a weapon “and as a result a private armed security guard of a local entertainer discharged his weapon.” Story has it that Waka Flocka and Slick Pulla have been beefing since an altercation that happened in Miami a few months ago,” explained celebrity photographer Freddy O. “Slick Pulla wanted to get it popping and that’s what he tried to do. After a tussle and fight throughout the entire Walter’s store, with customers, gunfire rang out. In the end Slick Pulla left the store while Waka was left with a bloody nose and eye.”

I see said the blind man. And now…

Can’t we just all get along ice jewelry: Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I’ll co-sign the message contained in my own free jewelry.

First…watch Wack Flocka give a detailed account of how he got a wet t-shirt. And then…

EbenGregory was like…it’s tricky out here.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I hope you’re (me too for that matter) never on the wrong side of this type of street transaction.

Four words: We gotta do better.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the look on ‘ol boy’s face at the 0:50-0:54 mark let’s you know how he’s really feeling.

In “Details are sketchy” news, the big homey Wacka Flocka Flame was shot in a reported robbery in College Park, Georgia.

Play me.

And now…here’s AllHipHop.com explaining what happened even thought details are sketchy: Sources stated he was shot in the arm, but the bullet went through his ribs. He is expected to make a recovery.

I see said the blind man. And now…

That’s all I got.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where gangsta rappers get shot and live. Whatever that’s about.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…idiot.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it must be something in these athlete’s Gatorade.