First…know that last night Kat Stacks sent the above INAPPROPRIATE Tweet to Carmelo to which Carmelo’s wife LaLa Vasquez IMMEDIATELY responded with a threat to Kat. And then….

Carmelo put the $5K hit out. And then…

Carmelo twit-pic'd a pic of the money. And then...

EbenGregory was like…c’mon son.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling Melo he better say your account got hacked when you get that call from Stern and them peoples. PS, Melo deleted his account in hopes that dem peoples didn’t see what you’re looking at now.

First…know that TMZ is reporting the following: TMZ has obtained several letters that Fishburne’s legal team fired off to a porn star named Brian Pumper — demanding that his production company immediately stop all sales of “Phattys Rhymes & Dimes 14″ … which features a scene between Montana and Brian. According to the letters, Montana never signed a release for Brian to use the X-rated material in his video. As for why Montana agreed to engage in coitus in front of Pumper’s cameras in the first place — Fishburne tells us Brian offered to help her “practice” for her big debut with Vivid Entertainment … and the footage wasn’t supposed to be sold. So far, we’re told Pumper has not responded to the letters.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…she can’t be serious.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see how Allen Iverson feels about Montana “practicing.”

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First…why is ‘ol boy wearing Capri’s? And then…

EbenGregory was like…some people like to go out on a limb because that’s where the fruit is.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see more of Omarion…what are you wearing.

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First…know that police in Virginia say they think a serial killer who stabbed five people to death in Michigan is responsible for three attacks in northern Virginia and possibly other attacks in Ohio. All of the attacks almost exclusively target black men. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he gone run into the wrong dude and then…

Fill in the blank.

First…read what Charles Hamilton explained to Bossip as to why he has been committed to the New York Presbyterian Mental Hospital: Basically my stay here[NY Presbyterian Mental Hospital] is like identical to my stay in the industry. As far as being the new guy in here having to deal with politics & people trying to control you. The critics would have to be the doctors and the rounds [medicine guys]. So you can say this is like an experiment to see if the industry is really like an asylum or if I was the one bugging. Some say the Industry is like High School but it’s just like a [mental hospital].

And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you he said some other things, but you’re gonna have to go here to read it.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I wonder what happened after that?

And I was like…Pause.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can wait for 50’s comment on this picture.

First…know that ‘ol girl wanted the biggest breasts in the world and now they are literally killing her. And then…

Hit the jump to see the video of what happened next.

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First…listen to David Dukes Mel Gibson talk more sh*t to his ex-ladyfriend. And then…

Watch the Fox News doctor try to make sense of it all. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I wonder how many times he said whore?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see Whoopi Goldberg explain why she’s still in Mel’s corner.

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First…know that as much as 5 million gallons could spew out before they get the new cap back on. And then…

EbenGregory was like…that’s a lotta oil.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you oil is still spewing.

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First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I think capital punishment would work great for dude. Every killer you kill never kills again.

But that’s just me.