First…watch Sen. Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, looking at pornographic material on his state-issued computer on the Senate floor. And then…
EbenGregory was like…here’s what ‘ol boy had to say once the he got found out: Bennett defended his actions, telling Sunshine State News it was an email sent to him by a woman “who happens to be a former court administrator.” “I was just sitting there, bored as they were debating the abortion bill,” Bennett said. “I opened it up and said holy [expletive]! What’s on my screen? and clicked away from it right away.”
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy needs more people.
In “I got that R. Kelly in me” news, the big homey Giants great Lawrence Taylor is back at it again, this time he was arrested at a Rockland County hotel early Thursday in connection with the rape of a 16-year-old Bronx girl.
Say word EbenGregory.
Word.
And now…here’s the NYDailyNews.com explaining how ‘ol boy done got himself in trouble for flat-backing with a young broad:(more…)
First…know that Eminem recently received the Nielsen SoundScan “Artist of the Decade” award, recognizing him as the top-selling artist of the decade with sales exceeding 32,000,0000 units. And then…
Know that Eminem is the biggest selling artist for the decade with more than 32 million album sales followed by The Beatles (30.2 million), Tim McGraw (24.8 million), Toby Keith (24.5 million) and Britney Spears (22.9 million), according to Nielsen SoundScan. And then…
EbenGregory was like…that’s a lot of damn records. I’m just saying.
First…know that AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com is a funny a$$ blog has become a book full of awkward family moments like the one’s your experiencing right now. And then…
That is all.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the Life Files put me on to this website.
First…know that Pinky’s father has to fast forward scenes (because he watches porn from jail) so that he doesn’t see his daughter getting poked in the face. And then…
EbenGregory was like…I’ll let her explain the rest.
This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to trippy sh*t.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the winner got a $250 prize and the opportunity to make Black people look like what Rick Ross would call a “mun-key.”
EbenGregory was like…young Black men need a new generation of role models, drawn from the legal profession, business and education, to counter under-achievement, involvement in crime and fruit cup tendencies. They desperately need a greater diversity of images and portrayals, showing that Black men can be, and are, successful in a wide range of careers including business, teaching, the law and health care.
Below is a perfect example of what they should not aspire to be:
This is EbenGregory.com…telling Satan I rebuke you in the name of Jesus.
First…know that Arizona lawmakers recently approved what foes and supporters agree is the toughest measure in the country against illegal immigrants, directing local police to determine whether people are in the country legally. The bill’s author, State Sen. Russell Pearce, said it simply “takes the handcuffs off of law enforcement and lets them do their job.” Immigrant rights groups were horrified, and contended that Arizona would be transformed into a police state. And then…
EbenGregory was like…two words: Police State.
This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the red or the blue pill.
In “I f*cked my money up, now I can’t re-up…and take care of my momma” news, the big homey Scott Storch is back at it again, this time his momma has gone public with her disappointment over her son’s alleged lack of financial support.
Oh for real EbenGregory…I guess he was too busy tricking off money with his b*tches and treating his nose huh man?
Yes.
And now…here’s Storch’s mom, Yolanda Storch, explaining to the Miami New Times why she feels disappointed that her son didn’t provide financial support:
