First…read the excerpt about the new bentley station from Autoblog.com: At the Geneva Motor Show Bentley just unveiled a stunning two-door station wagon or “shooting brake” model dubbed the Continental Flying Star built by Italian coachwork firm Touring Superleggera. Based on either the Bentley Continental GTC with a 560 hp twin-turbo 6.0-liter W12 engine, or the GTC Speed with a 610 hp engine, only 20 examples will be built at a base price of about $800,000 apiece. The car’s completely new rear compartment features two foldable rear seats and a variable loading space. The term “shooting brake” does not refer to the braking system but originated with custom built two-door luxury estate cars altered for use by hunters and other sportsmen such as golfers, equestrians, and polo players requiring easy access to larger storage areas than offered by the typical automobile trunk.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…pass.

This is Ebengregory.com…telling you I don’t want no two-door $800,000 station wagon.

First…look at the one-of-a-kind Louis Vuitton humidor on sale at London’s Pullman Gallery for $27,800. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I could pull it off but I wouldn’t by it because my problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

But that’s just me.

One word: Yes.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to cars that don’t you won’t see riding down the street States side.

First…know I already showed you the pics. And then…

I showed you the video.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I could pull this look off.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…anger is an expensive luxury in which only men of a certain income can indulge.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that you know I’m right.

That is all.

First…know that Nas’ 2009 $2.5 million tax lien has increased to $3.3 million. And then…

EbenGregory was like…did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and “IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS.”

Free jewelry.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…what, no trip to the Gucci store?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you they probably went after the game.

First…look at the new Mercedes F800 Style Concept Car. And then…

Pop the top to see how the doors open in the back:

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And I was like…sometimes you can tell a large story with a skinny fat subject.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to skinny fat.

First…know that on January 19th, the IRS reportedly filed a lien against Snoop and his wife, Shante Broadus, for $598,309 dollars. And then…

That is all.