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Terrell Owens Says “I Tweet To Pay My Bills”

EbenGregory — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 21:16:53 +0000

T.O. filed legal docs in one of his child support cases, claiming he doesn’t have nearly enough jack to pay his baby mama’s attorney’s fees, but in making his argument he revealed he’s making a bloody fortune by tweeting.

Reports TMZ:

According to legal docs, obtained by TMZ, Mr. O says he makes between $2,800 – $6,400 per tweet. In one instance, he pulled in $2,800 to tweet for Cutters — a football glove company. He raked in $4,800 for tweeting on behalf of Old Navy. And he got $6,400 for tweeting about Fantapper — a sports social networking site.

T.O. also discloses he’s earned residual money for an episode of “Punk’d” and for his appearances on “Any Given Sunday” and “Necessary Roughness.”

And get this … T.O. scored $10 grand for promoting Yahoo Fantasy Football and $20 grand for promoting a Super Bowl party.

So why is T.O. trying to get out from under paying his baby mama’s attorney’s fees? It’s because he spends like a mutha. His average monthly expenses are $82,178.30, plus $44,602 in child support.

T.O. says he has no new sources of income and is basically broke.

I see said the blind man. And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you maybe he would have money to pay his bills if he cut back his $80 grand a month spending habit. Or not.

Best Moments Of The Charlie Sheen Roast (Video)

EbenGregory — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:08:29 +0000

Hit the jump to see why The Roast of Charlie Sheen, which aired the same night as the Two and a Half Men premiere, garnered about 400,000 tweets through the night. One word: Funny.

That is all.

LeBron & Dwyane Wade Trade Jabs on Twitter

EbenGregory — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:35:12 +0000

A war of words broke out on Twitter between Dwyane Wade and his teammate LeBron James, but it was all in good fun. Hit the jump for some pretty hilarious commentary.

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you haha-hehe.

Chris Bosh Vs. Skip Bayless On ESPN’s “First Take”

EbenGregory — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:55:03 +0000

Watch what happens when Bosh Spice appears on ESPN’s First Take to square up against the show’s controversial and insanely popular personality, Skip Bayless.

And now…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you he should’ve probably stayed at home.

Bonus: Bosh, Bayless and Hill debate the NBA’s best player.

50 Cent’s Son Needs Twenty Pairs of Sneakers

EbenGregory — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 11:24:03 +0000

50 Cent and his baby mama Shaniqua Thompkins got into an “discussion” because Shaniqua thinks their son should have 20 pairs of sneakers for school.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I got this from Rhymes With Snitch, one of my favorite websites.

Affion Crockett Does Impressions Of Jay-Z, Barack Obama & Chris Rock On Lopez Tonight [Video]

EbenGregory — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:21:59 +0000

Affion Crockett visited Lopez Tonight for the first time yesterday. The super funny comedian taught the entire audience how to Dougie and did spot on impressions of President Obama, Chris Rock and Jay-Z.

This is EbenGregory.com…Culture. News. Truth.

This is 50

And Now…A Jail Tweet From Kat Stacks

EbenGregory — Thu, 26 May 2011 18:30:44 +0000

Two words: Oh my.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Kat Stacks gets face time.

Rhymes With Snitch

President Obama Destroys Donald Trump At The 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

EbenGregory — Sun, 01 May 2011 05:04:32 +0000

First…watch President Obama go H.A.M on Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. And then…pop the top to see it.

EbenGregory was like…watch the video below to see you President in his entirety.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you he might be a better comedian than he is President.

Tracy Morgan Is In Rare Form On Conan O’Brien

EbenGregory — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 16:55:55 +0000

First…know that Tracy Morgan acted a damn fool on the Conan show. And then…hit the jump to see it.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Tracy not sit still in a seat.

Need A Laugh…Check Out Celebrity Roaster Jeff Ross

EbenGregory — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:59:13 +0000

First…know that if you just need to laugh, hit the jump to see celebrity roaster Jeff Ross go in. And then…

Jeff roasts Emmitt Smith. And then…

Jeff roasts Warren Sapp and Lance Bass.

Jeff roasts some random newscasters. And then…

Jeff roasts Donald Trump. And then…

Jeff roasts David Hasselhoff. And then…

Jeff roasts Drew Carey. And then…

Jeff roasts Flavor Flav. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can laugh at something else besides the foolishness of Hip-Hop.

Donald Trump Roast: Snoop Dogg Kills, The Situation Gets Booed

EbenGregory — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 23:38:49 +0000

First…know that Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump had its highs (Snoop Dogg) and its lows (The Situation). And then…

EbenGregory was like…haha-hehe.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I can’t see the next President of the United States getting roasted. But that’s just me.

Curtis Does Conan

EbenGregory — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 17:01:22 +0000

First…know that Curtis recently made an appearance on Conan O’Brien with his Choppa Suit to pimp his headphones. And then…

EbenGregory was like…is it that much money in headphones?

If Star Wars Were Made For World Star Rather Than Movie Theaters

EbenGregory — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 17:19:49 +0000

First…know that this is a hood remake of Star Wars that looks like a World Star. And then…

EbenGregory was like…lol @ the 0:45 mark.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that was funny.

Bol

To Catch A Predator (The Black Version) Looks Like This

EbenGregory — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:42:13 +0000

First…know that To Catch a Predator (the Black version) is not as funny as the White version. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the real show is funnier. See for yourself.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you on a real note, it’s some sick people out here.

Tiger Woods Jokes On Twitter

EbenGregory — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:58:16 +0000

First…know that when asked about how he was portrayed on Chappelle’s Show years ago, here’s what Tiger said. And then…

EbenGregory was like…funny.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see the Chappelle skit so the tweet makes more sense.

And Now…The Most Ignorant Rap Group Ever: Monkey Gang

EbenGregory — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 18:30:07 +0000

First…know that it’s amazing how painfully accurate this is. And then…

EbenGregory was like…this has to be a mockumentary.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you it is also real.