First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…however you feel please know that Waka is doing something right. You gotta love that.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Waka Flocka say and I quote, “I just ate some sweet ask chicken, wit some ranch , dat sh*t was good!”

First…look at Ne-Yo’s pants. And then…

EbenGregory was like…his facial expression says, “I know a good place for this bottle.”

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to see what Ne-Yo will be doing later when he takes off the Capri’s.

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It’s a slow news day. Thought you might like to see a Mercedes Benz commercial.

That is all.

First…watch a west coast goon issue threats to Ray J for allegedly stealing a movie idea. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see the trailer for the movie in question.

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First…listen to the diss track. And then…

EbenGregory was like…he look like Banks but rap like 50.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you two thumbs down.

PS, this is my last Pumper post. Seriously.

First…know that the Fendi iPhone 4 Case is not a leather case, but a stamped rubber case and comes in a dark green colorway with an embossed Fendi logo going all over the back. And then…

EbenGregory was like…coming soon to a flea market near you.

This is EbenGregory.com..telling you No to this look.

First…watch the season finale and last episode ever of the Boondocks. And then…

EbenGregory was like…FAIL.

This is EbenGregory.com…dead at the 2:59 mark.

First…watch Crackberry.com give you a hands-on look of the BlackBerry Torch 9800. And then…

EbenGregory was like…no high def video recording though. So old but yet so new.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that 3.2 Inch Screen = Terrible,
480×360 Resolution = Terrible, 5MP camera/ No front facing camera or HD recording = Terrible, 512 MB Flash Memory = Terrible, OS6 = Terrible. 4 years too late RIM. With IOS already established and Android’s progression, you’re left playing catchup. Sorry.

First…look at the Benz SLR McLaren which just happens to be all chrome everything. And then…

EbenGregory was like…it’s impossible to overdo luxury but this is to much.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you if you like this, you probably would like the matching sneakers and silver suit that goes with it.

First…watch Michael Vick report to Eagles training camp and say he was sorry for a shooting that occurred after his 30th birthday party. And then…

EbenGregory was like…two words: Broken record.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see Vick make mistakes and then apologize for those mistakes.

First…watch Joe look like he needs more people on the Star and Buckwild show. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Joe playing games.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see what Somaya said about Joe when you hit the jump.

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