First…watch Michael Vick report to Eagles training camp and say he was sorry for a shooting that occurred after his 30th birthday party. And then…

EbenGregory was like…two words: Broken record.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see Vick make mistakes and then apologize for those mistakes.

First…watch Joe look like he needs more people on the Star and Buckwild show. And then…

EbenGregory was like…Joe playing games.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can see what Somaya said about Joe when you hit the jump.

First…try to understand why ‘ol boy thinks he’s in entitled to millions of dollars from his “alleged” son. And then…

EbenGregory was like…this n*gga here.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you ‘ol boy must be related to Dan Gilbert.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…since this is a rebuttal from ‘ol girl about some previous video, this doesn’t count as a Kat Stacks post does it?

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where Kat Stacks don’t get no shine.

First…smh at the title of the post. and then…

EbenGregory was like…slow news day.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you if you want more Illuminati to go with that Kool-Aid, hit the jump.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…hit the jump to see just how bad he wants to get money with them again.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that the function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. But you don’t hear me doe.

First…know that Nikki Minaj denies lip syncing during her BET performances. And then…

EbenGregory was like…I’ma let you tell it.

This is EbenGregory.com…sometimes home to news that’s not really news.

First…look at the picture. And then…

EbenGregory was like…is ‘ol boy sucking lollipop on a chopper?

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Shyne aka Dog the Bounty Hunter new voice apparently isn’t going anywhere. And yeah…smh at Def Jam’s marketing department for releasing this pic.

PS, hit the jump to hear his new “street” single Roller Song.

First…know that Chamillionaire recently said this was the “real” reason his $2 million house went into foreclosure: My mother has cancer and she was looking at my house and my lifestyle and was afraid to come to me about money for medical bills. (I said), ‘Whatever bills you have, come to me about it.’ I had to ask myself, ‘Is keeping a house that’s not worth all the money I’d been paying on it worth more than my mother or my son?’ So that’s the decision I made. I gotta make sure I make good moves.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…I could say it’s kinda shameless to use his mother’s health so that he doesn’t look like the broke rapper. But I won’t. I will say I wouldn’t pay on a house that’s not worth what I paid for it either. Two words: Short and sale.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you the medical bills ain’t the problem, it’s the lack of paycheck.

In “It’s not what happened, it’s what you can prove” news, the big homey Fabolous is back at it again, this time Po-Po are investigating a possible link between Fab and the murder of G-Baby.

Say word EbenGregory.

Word.

And now…here’s the NYDailyNews.com explaining the Fab’s new drama:

NYPD detectives aren’t sure what role, if any, the Brooklyn rapper might have played in the March killing, but a surveillance video shows Fabolous leaving Club Amazura seconds before a mystery gunman blasted Greg (G-Baby) Brown in the back. “[Fabolous] is about to get in the car as the shooting goes down,” said a police source who watched the video. Police and G-Baby’s relatives say the rappers – both from Bedford-Stuyvesant – had a longstanding beef, though a source said they’d put it behind them. Homicide investigators have yet to interview Fabolous, whose real name is John Jackson, and won’t until they get more information on his possible connection to the slaying.

I see said the blind man. And now…

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions ice jewelry.

Did you see it?

NY Daily News

First…watch ‘ol boy go ham on the President. And then…

EbenGregory was like…the best conservatives attract the most Liberals because ‘progressive’ Digressors hate truth.

But you don’t hear me doe.