First…look at the his and her mug shots. And then…

EbenGregory was like…soon as he touch down in ATL, his PO gonna escort him to the bathroom. Don’t be surprised if they run up in his house.

That is all.

First…know that 50 Cent bumped into Jigga Man backstage. And then…

Know that Jigga Man bumped into the Incredible Hulk Dr. Dre. And then…

Hit the jump for concert footage and more pics.

Jigga Man and Jeezy put on for they city.

Eminem brings out the Doctor.

More Eminem and the Doctor.

Eminem brings out Fiddy and the Gorillas.

More Eminem, Fiddy and the Gorillas.

More Eminem, Fiddy and the Gorillas.

Jigga Man performing Free Mason.

Pics via The Life Files

First…know that TMZ is reporting the following: TMZ has learned that federal officials are “in the process” of determining if they will try to revoke T.I.‘s probation in the wake of his arrest late last night. As we first reported, T.I. — who is still on probation for illegally possessing machine guns a few years ago — was arrested again last night for possession of a controlled substance on the Sunset Strip. Now, United States Attorney Sally Quillian Yates tells us, “The probation office is in the process of determining what happened and will make a recommendation regarding Mr. Harris when they have all the facts.” If officials determine T.I. did violate his probation, he could be sent back to the slammer to serve some serious prison time. We’re also told T.I.’s probation officer has asked the rapper to return to Atlanta.

And then…

EbenGregory was like…uh-oh.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you I saw a comment on TMZ that said T.I. stands for “Terminal Idiot.”

First…know that VH1 announced that the Stallionaires will return to their lineup next month with “Real & Chance: Legend Hunters.” And then…

Know that on the show, the brothers will go out in search of the truth behind creatures of natural lore. In their travels, Real and Chance hope to determine whether Hogzilla, Big Foot, the Loch Ness monster and the man-eating Catfish of Kali River are real. While the brothers might be good with horses, they’re not exactly great outdoorsmen. VH1 claims that the pair jump at nearly everything that goes bump in the night—and even a few things that don’t. “They’re scared of bugs, bats, frogs and almost anything that slithers or crawls,” the network said in a statement. “They can’t take a fish off a hook because slimy things scare them.” And then…

EbenGregory was like..I wonder if they’ll be at ATL Pride this weekend?

This is Ebengregory.com…telling you the question was rhetorical. PS, hit the jump to see how I feel about the upcoming coon activity.

Bonus: I also feel this way.

First…watch the behind the scenes video. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you Chris is back baby. Number #1 movie, Number #1 Billboard single. Take that take that.

First…fast forward to the 5:00 mark to hear ‘ol boy talk about not living on Planet Fruitopia. And then…

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Ne-Yo aka Mr. Sexy For No Reason (his words not mine) talk to random radio DJ’s about his love and sex life.

That is all.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you to hit the jump to read 50’s message about Kanye West.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…yup white women like black men and vice versa. Yes it is hot…and it pisses off your parents.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that deedlie deedlie dee now you know.

PS, dead at Shaniqua from Starbucks.

First…know that an offshore oil rig exploded in the Gulf of Mexico on Thursday, west of the site of the April blast that caused the massive oil spill. And then…

EbenGregory was like…don’t worry folks because according to the oil companies and mainstream media when these oil related accidents occur, the ocean instantaneously eats the oil. And don’t forget when this happens the environment, surrounding ecosystems and the local food supply are spared and hardly effected.

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you that Wednesday a federal judge rejected the Obama administration’s attempt to dismiss an energy industry lawsuit challenging the six-month ban on deepwater oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico. The judge, Martin Feldman, has extensive energy industry financial ties and on Wednesday, Feldman ruled the suit can proceed because the new moratorium doesn’t differ in substance from the first. Fool me once…

PS, hit the jump to see what happened after the explosion.

First…watch the video. And then…

EbenGregory was like…however you feel please know that Waka is doing something right. You gotta love that.

This is EbenGregory.com…a place where you can watch Waka Flocka say and I quote, “I just ate some sweet ask chicken, wit some ranch , dat sh*t was good!”

In “You probably don’t know who Bernanke is” news, the big homey Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is back at it again, this time he’s telling the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission – a panel investigating the financial crisis – that regulators must be ready to shutter the largest institutions if they threaten to bring down the financial system.

Oh for real EbenGregory, sounds like it might get tricky again huh man?

Yes.

And now…here’s Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke to the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission on why Big Brother might have to shut large institutions down: If the crisis has a single lesson, it is that the too-big-to-fail problem must be solved. Too-big-to-fail financial institutions were both a source … of the crisis and among the primary impediments to policymakers’ efforts to contain it. We should not imagine … that it is possible to prevent all crises. To achieve both sustained growth and stability, we need to provide a framework which promotes the appropriate mix of prudence, risk-taking and innovation in our financial system.

I see said the blind man. And now…

Hit the jump to take the wool off your eyes a little bit more:

This is EbenGregory.com…telling you this is sh*t you need to know news.